Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?
Anchorage, Alaska
Bathroom chick #1: So he had three piercings up there and two down there…
Bathroom chick #2: He said he had one that would get her off on her clit if they did it doggie style.
Bathroom chick #1: But what if her clit was pierced too? And his piercings on her clit?
Chilkoot Charlies
Anchorage, Alaska
College guy: So, speaking of Hillary Clinton and nutcrackers…
Anchorage, Alaska
Teacher: Well, what do you think it would be like if you had a penis on your forehead? What would you do if you saw a pretty girl?
Kodiak High School
Kodiak, Alaska
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