Blonde on cell: So I called her up and asked her why she was so mad at me, and she was like, ‘You called me, like, five hun­dred times when I was with Alan, and I think you’re a creepy stalk­er. And I talked about it with him and he thinks you’re a stalk­er, too.’ And I was like, ‘You re­al­ly think I’m some sort of les­bian stalk­er?! Oh my god, I’m so em­bar­rassed!’

Over­heard by: rv