Drunk guy with pink hat: You guys should totally use chop sticks — it’s so pussy not to.
Hippie, light-heartedly: We’re trying to save some trees.
Drunk guy with pink hat: Do you have any idea how many geese I killed today? 12.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/09/computer-back-sun-resolved-everyone.html

Overheard by: hearing aid