Girl #1: You know, I think I re­al­ly like this guy.
Girl #2: What’s his name again?
Girl #1: An­dreas. He’s from Greece. He’s re­al­ly cute.
Girl #2: Yeah, but be care­ful with those Mediter­ranean guys. They seem all well and good, but soon­er or lat­er they all try to fuck you in the ass.

Har­ri­son Street and 19th Av­enue
Hol­ly­wood, Flori­da

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