Old la­dy with hus­band talk­ing to head ush­er: We are in Row C, Seats 22 and 23. Um­mm… Do you think we could move our seats? It’s just that the la­dy next to us is rather large, and she is over­flow­ing on­to my hus­band, who is over­flow­ing on to me…

Thou­sand Is­lands Play House
Gananoque, On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Shmemi­ly