TSA guy #1: Why aren’t you pat­ting every­one down?
TSA guy #2: That’s what the ma­chines are for.
TSA guy #1: Do you see the ma­chines work­ing?! Do you see any­one walk­ing through the ma­chines?!
TSA guy #2: Oh. Oops. Oh, well, it hap­pens.

Den­ver In­ter­na­tion­al Air­port
Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Stephanie