Mom to lit­tle girl touch­ing dis­play: Hon­ey, don’t do that! [Kid keeps do­ing it.] I said don’t do that! Do you want to go to Hell?
Lit­tle girl, scared: No.
Mom: Then don’t touch that.

Lans­ing, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: the girl be­hind the reg­is­ter