Stu­dent: Yeah, she said ‘good luck’ to me. [Friend rolls eyes and shakes head.] I know. It’s the Uni­ver­si­ty of Toron­to — she does­n’t mean ‘good luck.’ What she re­al­ly means is ‘I hope you choke on a tooth­pick and die so I can get your spot in the pro­gram.‘
Friend, sigh­ing: It re­al­ly is a shame this school has to be so com­pet­i­tive… How’d you do on that last test?

Uni­ver­si­ty of Toron­to
Toron­to, On­tario
Cana­dia

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