Bar­tender: Geez, Hank, you’re look­ing great these days. Been work­ing out?
Chub­by Jew­ish guy: Yeah. I tell ya, I’ve been try­ing to lose the spare tire, but I lost it all in my ear­lobes in­stead. It’s a cru­el world.

Suami’s In­dia Gar­den Restu­rant
Cincin­nati, Ohio

Over­heard by: Jee­bus McGee