Sec­ond grade teacher: Okay, so if you are what you eat, what food would you be?
Stu­dent #1: Cake!
Stu­dent #2: Can­dy!
Stu­dent #3: Beer!
Sec­ond grade teacher: No, you can’t choose that. It’s il­le­gal for you to drink beer.
Stu­dent #3: But I drink it all the time!

St. Catharine’s
On­tario
Cana­dia