Guy watch­ing Ma­cy’s com­mer­cial: Ugh! This Amer­i­can ob­ses­sion with con­sumerism is just dis­gust­ing! Not to men­tion flawed.
Sar­cas­tic girl: What the hell do you think you are, Mr. Aber­crom­bie jeans? Ja­maican?

West­ern Wash­ing­ton Uni­ver­si­ty
Belling­ham, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: He was ob­vi­ous­ly a fresh­man