Creepy lurky guy at bar (walk­ing up and smelling girl sit­ting at ta­ble): Sor­ry y’all. Just smells re­al­ly good.
Friend of girl (giv­ing guy a dirty look): That was awk­ward.
Creepy lurky guy: Well, maybe you should­n’t be here then.
Friend of girl: Well, maybe you should­n’t be try­ing to smell us.

Blue Mar­ti­ni
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Ar­i­o­la