Pro­fes­sor, on last day of sex ad­dic­tion class: I’m putting a web­site on the board for any­one who’s in­ter­est­ed in more in­for­ma­tion on how to be­come a cer­ti­fied sex ad­dict.
(en­tire class cheers)
Pro­fes­sor: I meant “sex ad­dic­tion ther­a­pist.“
Stu­dent to an­oth­er: He just spent a whole se­mes­ter telling us that sex ad­dic­tion is­n’t fun. Clear­ly we did­n’t catch on.

Chest­nut Hill Col­lege
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia