Blonde #1: So wait, your dad was still married when he asked your mom out?
Blonde #2: Yeah, and I mean I hadn’t thought about it until my sister pointed it out, but I guess my mom was a homewrecker. So I asked her about it and she was like “oh, yeah…I remember the divorce papers going through.“
Blonde #1: That is so weird!
Blonde #2: Yeah, no kidding.
Overheard by: Not the Daughter of a Homewrecker