Loud, stoned, drunk guy on train: Dude, I totally saw Melissa pee standing up before.
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: That is impossible! Seriously, that doesn’t even make any sense! You’d get piss all over your leg!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: No way, I saw her just take one leg out of her pants and prop it up against a tree, and it just shot down! She didn’t get any anywhere!
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: Do you even understand female anatomy?! It doesn’t work the same way as you! We can’t do that! Melissa didn’t do that!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: Dude, if you can’t pee standing up, then you’ve just got a bendy vag.
Overheard by: Wizzbiff