Old dude #1, eating lunch: What is this?
Old dude #2, sitting next to him: It’s chicken.
Old dude #1: It’s chicken? It looks like fish.
Old dude #2: No, it’s chicken.
Old dude #1: Doesn’t it look like fish?
Old dude #2: Whatever it is, it’s dead.
(short pause)
Old dude #1: What is this? Fish?

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