Guy #1: So is she your girl­friend now, or what?
Guy #2: Well, I’ve told her I love her a cou­ple of times…
Guy #1: Okay…
Guy #2: But then she just starts speak­ing in pol­ish and tells me her mum is watch­ing her.
Guy #1: Good, that’s not a ‘no’!

Copen­hagen, Dan­mark