Jew­ish woman: “of course, his moth­er did­n’t ap­prove. Kept say­ing ‘you can’t mar­ry a shik­sa, your chil­dren will be half-breeds!“
Non-jew­ish woman: “wow, that’s pret­ty of­fen­sive.“
Jew­ish woman: “I know. I mean, she’s not an in­di­an!”