Drunk guy, looking over at girl in black tights: Ohhh maaaaan…
Drunk girl: Her? Really? She looks dirty.
Drunk guy: You mean easy…
Drunk girl, turning to friend sitting down at table with drinks: Seen her over there? The slutty one?
Friend: Slutty?! She looks like she’d shit through a tennis racket onto your chest…
(drunk girl sprays beer all over table).

Leamington Spa, England

Overheard by: Bleep