Like­ly-les­bian li­brary mon­i­tor: Well, I thought I might as well just make mon­ey on it, since I’m go­ing to be here study­ing any­way.
Like­ly-les­bian friend: Yeah, it’s the same way with pot. I’m smok­ing it and I have it around all the time so I might as well sell it.
Like­ly les­bian li­brary mon­i­tor, af­ter long pause: You’re go­ing to be a pros­ti­tute.

Col­lege Li­brary
Up­state New York

Over­heard by: Frhetoric Douse