Likely-lesbian library monitor: Well, I thought I might as well just make money on it, since I’m going to be here studying anyway.
Likely-lesbian friend: Yeah, it’s the same way with pot. I’m smoking it and I have it around all the time so I might as well sell it.
Likely lesbian library monitor, after long pause: You’re going to be a prostitute.
Upstate New York
Overheard by: Frhetoric Douse