Drunk blonde: Do you think deer get bored? I mean, all they do is go in­to the wilder­ness and play. It’s not like they can go home and say, ‘Hey, Mom deer. Hey, Dad deer! What’s for din­ner?’ I would hate to be an an­i­mal.
Dri­ver: We are an­i­mals! And hu­mans get bored.
Drunk blonde: Yeah, but when we get bored, we can drink and play beer pong.
Dri­ver: How do you know deers don’t play beer pong?

Mont­clair State Uni­ver­si­ty
New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: BTAN