Pro­fes­sor: Fondling is not au­to­mat­i­cal­ly a bat­tery. Fondling is a per­fect­ly per­mis­si­ble ac­tiv­i­ty. Have you con­sid­ered that some peo­ple even like it?

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/05/dont-tell-this-to-guy-on-subway.html

Over­heard by: db