Un­der­grad #1: A com­put­er man! You got­ta get your e‑mail.
Un­der­grad #2: A com­put­er?! If you’re home­less, a com­put­er is the least of your wor­ries. There are more im­por­tant things you would need, like food and crack.

Out­side En­ter­prise Hall, George Ma­son Uni­ver­si­ty
Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Grad Stu­dent