Chick: Hey, con­grat­u­la­tions! I heard you was gonna be a fa­ther.
Guy: Yeah, she’s due in, like, three months.
Chick: Don­na is gonna be so jeal­ous. She want­ed to be your ba­by-ma­ma.
Guy: She still can be — I been wait­in’ on that girl for­ev­er.

Green Line E train
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: van­gundy