High school girl #1, scream­ing: Oh my god!
High school girl #2: What hap­pened?!
High school girl #1, point­ing at girl #3: She just shoved her fin­ger up my crotch!

Space Moun­tain line, Dis­ney­land
Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: bob­bie the tort­fea­sor