Chick: Well, as I was writ­ing this mas­sive doc­u­ment I kept think­ing about that thing about how you eat an ele­phant…
Dude: How?
Chick: One bite at a time.
Dude: Ah­hh. You know how you bury a gi­raffe?
Chick: No, how?
Dude: You cut it up with a chain­saw.
Chick: [Silence.]Dude: I saw pic­tures from the zoo when they had to cut one up.
Chick: They took pic­tures?!
Dude: Yeah… I’m not sure why.

Over­heard by: mk