Chick: So, what’s so spe­cial about this phone oth­er than mak­ing mil­lions of peo­ple shit their pants si­mul­ta­ne­ous­ly?
Guy: It has­n’t got any but­tons, or some-such. It can tell who you want to call by read­ing your mind. Al­so, it smells like flow­ers and tastes like ba­con. Which is handy, since it can re­grow its own skin. And fly.
Chick: Well, I’ll be.

Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: I did NOT shit my pants.