Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my vir­gin­i­ty!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bath­room?!
Hot girl: With some guy, ran­dom­ly… We went to his friend’s apart­ment, and it was aw­ful be­cause I have this prob­lem that… Okay, many, many peo­ple are lis­ten­ing in to our con­ver­sa­tion… I think I want to change the sub­ject. When did you dye your hair like that?

Milo’s Garage
São Paulo