Hot girl: You know why I don’t come here? Just so you can have an idea, last time I came here I lost my virginity!
Queer: Oh my god! That long ago? With who? In the bathroom?!
Hot girl: With some guy, randomly… We went to his friend’s apartment, and it was awful because I have this problem that… Okay, many, many people are listening in to our conversation… I think I want to change the subject. When did you dye your hair like that?