Amer­i­can tourist #1, ap­proach­ing Pi­az­za de Michelan­ge­lo: Oooh, is that the David? Like, the re­al David?
Amer­i­can tourist #2: No, that’s not the re­al one. The re­al one does­n’t have arms.

Flo­rence
Italy

Over­heard by: Lex