Girl #1: Stalk­ers are the best be­cause they make you feel kind of loved.
Girl #2: I’ve nev­er had a stalk­er!
Girl #1: Oh, God! You’ve nev­er had a stalk­er?
Girl #2: Well, not re­al­ly.
Girl #1: Stalk­ers are re­al­ly the best. Like Kyle — he was the re­al­ly creepy kind, be­cause he ac­tu­al­ly touched my butt in the din­ing hall, and it was gross.

Over­heard by: rvl