Girl #1: So, how long has it been?
Girl #2: Hm­mm… about sev­en months or so.
Girl #3: What are you gonna do about it?
Girl #2: Hold a fu­ner­al for my vagi­na.

Prince Al­bert’s Din­er
http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2007/03/with-like-virgin-as-recessional.html

Over­heard by: al