Chick: I got, like, sus­pend­ed three times in five days.
Cowork­er: I on­ly got sus­pend­ed once, but that was just ’cause I cut this bitch with a ra­zor.
Chick, to cus­tomer: Thank you, sir.

Mc­Don­ald’s
Dun­woody, Geor­gia

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