Sopho­more guy #1: She got pis­sy that I did­n’t want to talk to her any­more.
Sopho­more guy #2: What did you do?
Sopho­more guy #1: I told her, ‘I have press­ing GPA is­sues to wor­ry about and can’t be con­cerned with whether or not you are go­ing to be giv­ing me head.’

Dart­mouth Col­lege
Hanover, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: steph