An­noy­ing mom: Is smok­ing good or bad?
Five-year-old son: It’s bad.
An­noy­ing mom: That’s right. And how bad is it? It’s like eat­ing every­thing at the top of the food pyra­mid.

Clin­ic lob­by
Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: joe the xrayguy