Mom grip­ping three kids by their col­lars with one hand while point­ing with each word at each kid with her oth­er hand: I. Don’t. Want. To. Hear. An­oth­er. Word. About. Stick­ing. Some­thing. Up. Your. Ass­es!

Toy aisle, Wal-Mart
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: keller-wish i’d got­ten there fif­teen sec­onds ear­li­er