Small Mex­i­can man in hot dog suit: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me.
20-ish chick wait­ing to cross street: No, thank you.
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me, eat me!
20-ish chick: No, re­al­ly — thank you, but I’ll pass. [Mut­ter­ing] God, will this light ever change?!
Hot dog man: Eat me, eat me, eat me!

Wrigley Field
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Cubs Fan