Teen girl #1: Steven Tyler is def­i­nite­ly in the Rolling Stones.
Teen girl #2: Gir­rrl, you crazy! Was­n’t he in the Back­street Boys?
Teen girl #1, af­ter long pause: I don’t even think there is any­one named Steven Tyler.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: steven tyler is def­i­nite­ly the front­man for AERO­SMITH.