Hip­ster girl: Why won’t you take my last name when we get mar­ried? It would be re­al­ly pro­gres­sive of you…
Hip­ster guy: No, it would­n’t! It would be emas­cu­lat­ing!
Hip­ster girl: Emas­cu­lat­ing? Like how?
Hip­ster guy: Like me wear­ing a dress…
Hip­ster girl: But you al­ready do that!

Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia