Mid­dle-aged white la­dy #1: I think I’m go­ing to buy this for my daugh­ter’s boyfriend’s par­ents. You know, be­cause it’s ori­en­tal and they’re ori­en­tal.
Mid­dle-aged white la­dy #2: That is so ap­pro­pri­ate!

St. Au­gus­tine, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ruth