High school girl #1: That guy in front of us is pret­ty hot.
High school girl #2: I thought that, too, un­til I re­al­ized he was touch­ing him­self dur­ing the play.
High school girl #1: What?!
High school girl #2: Yeah. I guess the Salem Witch Tri­als turn him on.

In­ter­mis­sion of The Cru­cible
Nashville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: the dude was a fresh­man.