Sta­tis­tics pro­fes­sor: If you’re not good-look­ing, you’d bet­ter be good; and if you’re not good, you’d bet­ter be rich… Oh, I’m sor­ry. It’s true, but I’m still sor­ry.

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatbu/49683.html

Over­heard by: me in cas b12