Soror­i­ty chick, from across room: Hey, do you wan­na go steady?
Frat guy: Sure, when?
Soror­i­ty chick: I dun­no… Let me ask my boyfriend and get back to you.
Frat guy: Sweet. Just as long as I get to tap that.

Iowa

Over­heard by: con­fused and dis­gust­ed