Grand­moth­er: This sal­ad is just won­der­ful.
20-ish chick: Yes, but it has raisins in it. I don’t eat raisins.
Grand­moth­er: What? Why?
20-ish chick: I’ve al­ways felt bad for them. They once were so full of life, and then the sun sucked their souls out and left… this.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/a_delicious_source_of_fiber.html

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