Guy #1: So, ‘viti­cul­ture’ — that’s Latin, right?
Guy #2: Well, Latin is a dead lan­guage, so it does­n’t count.
Guy #3: You’re a dead lan­guage.
Guy #4: Your moth­er’s a whore.

Culi­nary In­sti­tute of Amer­i­ca
Hyde Park, New York

Over­heard by: just a stu­dent