Brunette: Hold up — I just want to grab some turkey.
Red­head: Why?
Brunette: … So I can make a turkey sand­wich?
Red­head: Yeah, I know, but we have chick­en back home.
Brunette: Uh-huh­hh — and I want a turkey sand­wich.
Red­head: It’s the same thing.
Brunette: No. No, it’s not.
Red­head: Al­right, then what’s the dif­fer­ence?
Brunette: … One’s a fuck­ing turkey.

Long Is­land Su­per Mar­ket
Long Is­land, New York