Dude to friend: … And then she asked me, ‘Where do you think this re­la­tion­ship is go­ing?’ Fuck! She calls me when she’s drunk, and I leave the door un­locked for her… This sit­u­a­tion is work­ing out well for me — that’s where this re­la­tion­ship is go­ing.

Mu­se­um of Flight
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton