Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you wor­ried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not re­al­ly.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a flesh­light re­al­ly counts as sodomy.

Grand Av­enue
Saint Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Con­fused Dyke On The Cor­ner