Man #1: You can fuck any part of the body if you have a sharp ob­ject close by.
Man #2: Just shut up and give me a beer.
Man #1: Se­ri­ous­ly. Would­n’t it be great if you were fuck­ing some­one’s ribs, and just as you came you punc­tured their lung, and with their last dy­ing breath, it shot out their nose?
Man #2: Why are we friends?

Bid­de­ford, Maine