Pro­fes­sor: Did those cops find you the oth­er day? They were wait­ing out­side the class­room.
Stu­dent: I know. You’re not kid­ding.
Pro­fes­sor: No, I’m not.
Stu­dent: Yeah, I kid­napped the kids over Christ­mas.
Pro­fes­sor: Good for you.

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