Drunk girl: Oh my god, how can you be wear­ing a t‑shirt right now? It’s so cold out­side!
Bounc­er: I love the cold. In fact, I have the air con­di­tion­ing on in my apart­ment right now.
Drunk girl: Wow, so, what are you? Like, from Flori­da or some­thing?
Bounc­er: No… That does­n’t make any sense.

Wash­ing­ton Street
Brighton, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Pa­tron